Wizards: Jordan Crawford Semi-Explains His ‘Steez’…Errr Something Like That

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The following conversation chit-chat between Washington Post columnist Dan Steinberg and Wizards guard Jordan Crawford further proves why J-Craw is staking his claim as Washington’s most entertaining athlete since Clinton Portis. And probably for all the wrong reasons.

Steinbergs’s write-up is much better in its entirety. But Crawford’s ridiculousness is captured in just a few words (all from Steinberg’s post).

Dan Steinberg: Why do you wear sunglasses in the locker room after games?

Jordan Crawford: Oh, that’s just part of my steez.

DS: Part of your what?

JC: My steelo. My style.

DS: Is it hard to see inside with those glasses on?

JC: The glasses I get is all purpose. You can wear ‘em all day. No prescription. Just steelo.

DS: Could reporters up their steez by wearing shades in the locker room?

JC: I don’t know what the reporters should do. I’m just worried about my steez.

DS: What about the lens-free dark rims that seem to be NBA staples?

JC: That’s foolishness. Foolishness. We don’t do all that. That’s too much.

Utter foolishness indeed, Mr. Crawford.

Thanks, Dan.